Homegauge Software

Aside from being a Home Inspector, I am also one of the nations premier ufologists specializing in UFO crash site inspections. No one is more thorough when searching for important deficiencies in extraterrestrial landing sites. No one wants the surprise of finding out their new home was built on a site contaminated with varieties of harmful radioactive alien theta-beam remnants caused by UFO liftoff.

 

Qualifications:

Black belt in home inspections, 6th dan.
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I am not a real home inspector.